Our Publicist Said We Can't Talk About This

No, no, no, Ilya. What happened is Ilya, like, Ilya never wakes me up. And he was like, yo, you got to get up, you got to go for— go to the meeting. And, um, and then, and then he woke me up. And then as he's walking out, I hear Ella going, what the fuck is going on? And I hear Ilya go, it's not what it looks like. And then I scream and I just wanted to add to it now. And I go, Ilya, come back to bed. Yeah, that's a short story. I fucked Ilya. I'll tell you about what we did, but we're not allowed to talk about sex. So the other day I was on my way to the DMV and Joe texted me and he's like, hey, Steve-O's taped to a billboard. So I literally took one like left turn that I would normally not take, and I got there right before my DMV appointment.. And there he was taped on a billboard. Yeah. And it's not much to the story other than the fact that he was promoting his special and he taped himself to the billboard and his, like, his, like, guys were there, like his team that produces everything. And they were like, yeah, we taped him up here at 9 in the morning and no one was here for about the first hour. And he was pretty bummed and sad about it. But then everyone showed up, like the fire— the fire department came, police department, every news station was there. So it got pretty fucking wild and they pulled him down. I asked one of the cops if he's getting arrested and they said no. So that's nice. They said no.