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Like once in a while I'll be making like a big purchase or like something will happen where I'll need to know how much money I have in my pocket or in my bank account. And this happened. There was a big purchase that needed to be made. So I was like, Natalie, tell me how much money I have. And Natalie, and every time I talk to my accountant, Anybody, I'm like, make sure to tell me the lowest amount of money I have, like after taxes, everything. Like, don't give me a high fucking number, whatever. And I'm going to use fake numbers here.

March 19, 20256:11David
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Natalie6:04
What?
David6:05
So I don't check my bank accounts ever. I have no idea how much money's in them. And like, I do that on purpose. I just don't want to know.
Jason6:11
Yeah.
David6:11
Like once in a while I'll be making like a big purchase or like something will happen where I'll need to know how much money I have in my pocket or in my bank account. And this happened. There was a big purchase that needed to be made. So I was like, Natalie, tell me how much money I have. And Natalie, and every time I talk to my accountant, Anybody, I'm like, make sure to tell me the lowest amou…
Jason6:38
Sure.
David6:38
But it's the same percentage of difference.
Jason6:40
Okay.