Our Favorite Celebrity Encounters

And that's exactly what happened. I'm there with her, you know, we were dating and she—

dating or kissing? Uh, we, we, we, we— I just want to know where to put the story. Is it between— is it between dating or is it between falling on ice? How good is the story?

Kissing and dating. She got really drunk and she spent the entire night talking to Conan O'Brien. Oh, dude. That's a good one. They were locked in. He wasn't married at the time. He was single, obviously.

And they were locked. They were locked eye to eye and they talked forever. And I would come up to the table like, uh—

Wow.

And then I took her home and I realized she was really drunk. And she's like in the car, like so, so, so drunk. And I remember I took her out of the car to drop her off. I planted her to the side of the car on my car, like took her out of the passenger, put h…