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And so I crutch to school in the snow. And you know, like when you come in the front doors, everybody's waiting right there in the common area to then go into their classrooms for the day, but they make all the kids wait. And I walked in the front door and it was tile with my wet crutch and it just slipped out from under me in front of the entire school is sitting there in the morning in middle school. And I wiped out on my crutch and this guy had to come and help me get up and it was very embarrassing and everybody stared and everyone got quiet.
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Okay. In middle school, I had broken my foot and I had— I had to crutch to school every day.
Yeah.
And so I crutch to school in the snow. And you know, like when you come in the front doors, everybody's waiting right there in the common area to then go into their classrooms for the day, but they make all the kids wait. And I walked in the front door and it was tile with my wet crutch and it just slipped out from under me in front of the entire school is sitting there in the morning in middle s…
Like that's like, are you fucking serious?
What?
Wait, you're comparing that to like the girl I'm with having sex with somebody? Wait, what?