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And so she's like, don't open it, don't open the door. She's like, they're going to— it's a scam. It's a scam. And then— and I know gas company people do come by the house. Like, I've lived in a couple of houses in LA and like they do, they'll just walk in and be like, I got to read the meter. And you're like, okay. So I don't know what to do. And so I go, I go, I go, I go, please go away. I go, we'll make an appointment with the gas company. 'Cause I'm all crazed out. And he doesn't say anything, and then maybe like 2 minutes later, we hear the door trying to get open.

March 28, 20254:05Jason
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David3:52
I mean, LA's so fucking crazy where it's crazy how this is normal. But yeah, I feel like nowadays it's It's more likely to get broken into during the day than it is at nighttime.
Jason4:02
It's so scary.
David4:02
Yeah. And LA is kind of spooky. Okay, go.
Jason4:05
And so she's like, don't open it, don't open the door. She's like, they're going to— it's a scam. It's a scam. And then— and I know gas company people do come by the house. Like, I've lived in a couple of houses in LA and like they do, they'll just walk in and be like, I got to read the meter. And you're like, okay. So I don't know what to do. And so I go, I go, I go, I go, please go away. I go,…
David4:36
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Jason4:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, "He's trying to break in! He's trying to break in!" And I'm like, "We're calling the police! We're calling the police!" Blah, blah, blah, blah. So before I'm even finished saying that, Naveen's calling the police.
David4:47
Oh, so now you're on her level. You're panicking just as much as she is.