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You do moon John on like a weekly basis intentionally. Okay, okay, he does look at that. That is facts, that's for sure. Yeah, I just This is real, and it's actually gonna give more validity to the shower story now. But like, quite literally yesterday, I was— John was fixing something on my computer, and I hopped out of the shower, and my ass was to him, and I'm like, "John, are these your nail clippers?" I love doing that to him, and then he turns and he goes, "No, I don't— oh my god!" So that sounds legit, but the whole showering together, I was a little bit confused on. But yeah, If I remembered it, then totally it would have made sense. I just don't remember showering naked with John.

March 28, 202528:51David
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Jason28:37
Alex, have you ever fucked John? Yeah, John, is there anybody else?
David28:43
All right, well, let's wrap this up. Long story short, uh, yeah, I shower with John. Big fucking deal.
Jason28:47
Yeah, I didn't think it was a big deal. You're the one that's weird about your body.
David28:51
You do moon John on like a weekly basis intentionally. Okay, okay, he does look at that. That is facts, that's for sure. Yeah, I just This is real, and it's actually gonna give more validity to the shower story now. But like, quite literally yesterday, I was— John was fixing something on my computer, and I hopped out of the shower, and my ass was to him, and I'm like, "John, are these your nail c…
Natalie29:31
I don't know, it's so, it's so interesting to me because I feel like I'm here 24/7, but then I hear stories like this and I'm like, whoa, what the fuck's going on?
David29:38
Well, we should talk about— have we talked about the Jerk Off Crew origin story?
Jason29:42
You guys called yourself the Jerk Off Crew?