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Um, I don't want to— I don't want to skip any parts of the story, but then that— this is where it gets weird. Yeah, she, um, she started— she started throwing the pizza at everyone. And like, at everyone, like, she threw it, she, she just started chucking it at people. Just, here, have some pizza. It was hitting everyone like thick— like, not thick, thin slices of New York Giant pizza. And I'm not making any of this up. And then, and then people laughing Yeah, I'm having a great time. This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. And then she takes duct tape and she starts taping the pizza to her body everywhere, her head, everywhere, her entire thing. And then she takes her penis and sticks it right through the pizza and tapes the pizza to her like penis, and it's just dangling there. Yeah, nuts. And this is, this is my favorite part. After all is said and done she takes a pizza. Yeah, this is actually not even my favorite part, but she takes the pizza, she wipes her ass with it, like wipes her— like bends over, wipes her ass with it, and throws it at the audience once again. I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding. And okay, this is— I lied, that wasn't the best part. This is the best part. After she's done throwing stuff at audience, even in the people in the balcony she's throwing stuff at, but luckily she wasn't aiming at us, she goes So she takes the last slice of pizza, puts it under her, and she shits on the pizza. Fucking shits on the pizza like a big log. No, not kidding. No, shits on the pizza.