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NATALIE SAVED DAVID'S LIFE!

Like all our genitals are just touching the water and the droplets are like— I mean, like, and I love going underwater to hold my breath for as long as I can. And I know I'm down there for like 3 minutes swimming around Natalie's vagina, just getting everything out of the way. I mean, it's the truth. Hot tubs are so fucking disgusting.

March 1, 20222:25David
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Natalie1:57
Finally, I'm the opposite. I stare extra intently.
David2:07
It's crazy, there's a lot of times where I'm in the tub alone and I'm completely naked in it, and you guys are all walking around. It's not gross. Jonah did it with us the other day. Jonah was like Jonah took his pants off and like, for a second you're like,…
Jason2:25
Yeah.
David2:25
Like all our genitals are just touching the water and the droplets are like— I mean, like, and I love going underwater to hold my breath for as long as I can. And I know I'm down there for like 3 minutes swimming around Natalie's vagina, just getting everything out of the way. I mean, it's the truth. Hot tubs are so fucking disgusting.
Natalie2:41
That's why I don't— I don't like hot tubbing. You ask me all the time and I'm like, no, no, no, no, and no. Okay, gross.
David2:46
And I will say this is where I crossed the line with Jonah. Jonah was naked and then he made the fucking nastiest comment. He's like, he's like, when you put your asshole to the jets, it's like it's cleaning it out.
Natalie2:58
Oh, my God.