Natalie's Worst College Hookup

Bro, I got fucking high as shit when I was in high school. Like, like, that used to be my— the first time, actually only like 6 times, but like when you're in high school, that's a fucking lot because it was completely illegal to do it. And like, we'd have to hide in fucking— in like a cul-de-sac smoking in like if headlights came on us, it was like game over. And I remember the first time I smoked, yeah, we went to Taco Bell, I got a Beefy Crunch Burrito, bro, I will never fucking forget. And then we also went to, the first song I listened to was Collard Greens by Schoolboy Q. So it was like the best song to ever get high to. And then we went to Dunkin' Donuts where Nick Salerno was puking his brains out right by the car. The rest of us went in and the other half of us went around because Dunkin' Donuts throws out their donuts in a bag. So we were going to wait till they threw donuts out and then we claimed them all and then we brought them back. Nick's fucking puking his brains out, boy. We had a bag of like 300 donuts now. Um, so we hit it big. But yeah, no, I loved that. That was my favorite part about— dude, high school will never— like, there will never be anything— not— yeah, nothing can ever— that's why like I, I actually feel for people that like, like are homeschooled or like have never like gotten to feel or like are working from so like early on. Like, you know, like people like Justin Bieber that like got to miss like high school. Like, it's actually—