Natalie's Worst College Hookup

Alex Ernst came the other day. Oh my God, fucking Alex Ernst walked right in. And then I go, how'd you get past security? And he goes, security? I go, are you fucking kidding me? And I had to go outside and be like, guys, the gate, watch the gate. Because the guy literally— but it turned out he was on the pre-approved list too. But I was like, how the fuck did he get past? I was like so confused. Ilya told me this story the other day that he learned from somewhere. So it's like botched to the second degree. So like, I'm going to mess it up. But Joe, you can add on to it because they talked about it on their podcast. Basically, there was this guy, they were on a ship and a big wave knocked over the ship and completely sunk the ship, but it kind of landed upside down. So like where you couldn't crawl out of, there wasn't it because the top of the ship was on the sea floor. So like all the doors were shut and all— like it was like 11 crew members on the ship died. They drowned except this one guy who, at the moment the wave hit, it was like 5 in the morning or something, he went to the bathroom and the bathroom like created an air pocket in the ship and he got to stay there and he stayed there for a little over 2 days. He was in this air pocket and he just sat there. And divers came the first day, but they couldn't get down there, they couldn't stay there long enough. So then on like the second or third day, new divers came to recover the bodies. And there's literal footage of these divers in the fucking water like going through the shipwreck, and then all of a sudden a fucking hand pops out and grabs one of the divers. And they're just going, he's alive, he's alive! And they fucking— they pulled him out. He stayed there for 3 days and he thought he was only there for 12 hours. But he was, he was just sitting there like for 3 days. And then when he came up, when they brought him up to see, he had to stay in like an incubator thing for like 2 days too because of the pressure, like in the water and everything, like fucked with his like cells or something. I don't know what it was, but like, yeah, fucking insane. I also just said this story in about 40 seconds, but like, this is a fucking insane story that like he had no idea. And he said that like all you can hear was like, all you would hear is like the ship hitting like you would hear the ship like, you know, creaking back and forth because waves were hitting it, and you would hear like fish eating the remains of the rest of the passengers on the ship. And that's fucking insane. And this dude fucking— this dude survived.