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Natalie's Worst College Hookup
Every time I go to the bathroom for no matter what it is, I tell myself, I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy this one and I'm gonna sit here as long as I can. I fucking shit you not. Every time I go, I'm like, I have my phone. I'm just gonna sit here and I'm just kind of like gonna have a moment. But every time I fucking finish, I'm done. I go, I gotta go. Like, why am I still sitting here? This is disgusting.
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Do you stay long on sitting down? You're not supposed to do that either.
No.
You don't sit there and read, right?
Every time I go to the bathroom for no matter what it is, I tell myself, I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy this one and I'm gonna sit here as long as I can. I fucking shit you not. Every time I go, I'm like, I have my phone. I'm just gonna sit here and I'm just kind of like gonna have a moment. But every time I fucking finish, I'm done. I go, I gotta go. Like, why am I still sitting here? This is disgust…
Right?
Do you ever get that? Do you ever like, do you ever plan on making a bigger day at the bathroom and then it goes, gets shorter? Why is that so funny?
You got an umbrella and sunscreen, magazine, little picnic.