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Natalie's Worst College Hookup

Every time I go to the bathroom for no matter what it is, I tell myself, I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy this one and I'm gonna sit here as long as I can. I fucking shit you not. Every time I go, I'm like, I have my phone. I'm just gonna sit here and I'm just kind of like gonna have a moment. But every time I fucking finish, I'm done. I go, I gotta go. Like, why am I still sitting here? This is disgusting.

March 11, 20211:31David
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Jason1:26
Do you stay long on sitting down? You're not supposed to do that either.
David1:29
No.
Jason1:29
You don't sit there and read, right?
David1:31
Every time I go to the bathroom for no matter what it is, I tell myself, I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy this one and I'm gonna sit here as long as I can. I fucking shit you not. Every time I go, I'm like, I have my phone. I'm just gonna sit here and I'm just kind of like gonna have a moment. But every time I fucking finish, I'm done. I go, I gotta go. Like, why am I still sitting here? This is disgust…
Jason1:51
Right?
David1:51
Do you ever get that? Do you ever like, do you ever plan on making a bigger day at the bathroom and then it goes, gets shorter? Why is that so funny?
Jason2:00
You got an umbrella and sunscreen, magazine, little picnic.