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Natalie's Worst College Hookup (TBT)

I got fucking high as shit when I was in high school. Like, like that used to be my first time, actually only like 6 times. But like when you're in high school, that's a fucking lot because it was completely illegal to do it. And like, we'd have to hide in the fucking, in like a cul-de-sac smoking. And like if headlights came on us, it was like game over. And I remember the first time I smoked. Yeah, we went to, we went to Taco Bell. I got a Beefy Crunch Burrito, bro. I will never fucking forget. And then we also went to the first song I listened to was Collard Greens by Schoolboy Q. So it's like the best song to ever get high to. And then we went to Dunkin' Donuts where Nick Salerno was puking his brains out right by the car. The rest of us went in and the other half of us went around because Dunkin' Donuts throws out their donuts in a bag. Yeah. So, so we were going to wait till they threw the donuts out and then we claimed them all and then we brought them back. Nick's fucking puking his brains out, but we had a bag of like 300 donuts now. So we hit it big. But yeah, no, I loved that. That was my favorite part about— dude, high school will never— like, there will never be anything— not— yeah, nothing can ever That's why like I actually feel for people that like, like are homeschooled or like have never like gotten to feel or like are working from so like early on. Like, you know, like people like Justin Bieber that like got to miss like high school.

March 20, 20258:29David
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Jason7:56
When you would have a night like that that was crazy, would you tell your parents what you did?
David8:00
Um, very rarely. I like telling them like, like dangerous things, but like, that was like not worth explaining to them. Like if I like got high, I'd be like, I smoked weed. And they'd be like, no, you didn't. I remember, I remember actually the first time I t…
Natalie8:22
I mean, to be fair, I didn't believe David either. He told me, he told me the first time he got high and I was like, I was like, no, you didn't. You didn't do that. Cause I didn't even do it.
David8:29
I got fucking high as shit when I was in high school. Like, like that used to be my first time, actually only like 6 times. But like when you're in high school, that's a fucking lot because it was completely illegal to do it. And like, we'd have to hide in the fucking, in like a cul-de-sac smoking. And like if headlights came on us, it was like game over. And I remember the first time I smoked. Y…
Jason9:41
Like kids who missed their senior year this year, right?
David9:44
Right. Yeah. That fucking— like, it's— this sucks because we're literally talking to a lot of seniors. Like, this is the podcast that people listen to and I feel bad, but like, it is the best years of your life and I'm so sorry you're missing it.
Jason9:54
Well, for a lot of people it's not. And I know for me it wasn't right. I couldn't wait to get out of there.