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Natalie's Extravagant Birthday

No, I've never shitted in a tissue before.

December 3, 202510:00Jason
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David9:40
Did you see this guy who didn't know— this is on a real podcast, and this guy basically has been shitting in the toilet completely wrong his entire life. Have you seen this?
Jason9:51
What?
David9:52
I think I've shown you this. It's fucking incredible. I can't believe it. It's real. It's real if you're seeing his face. Okay, listen to this. We all touched shit before.
Jason10:00
No, I've never shitted in a tissue before.
David10:02
You shit. You touch shit every single day if you shit. Like, you don't wipe yourself? It got shit in the tissue when you wipe yourself.
Jason10:08
You don't know how to get the—
David10:09
Why are you touching the shit?