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I was on TikTok where I get all my information from. Yeah, obviously that's why I'm one of the more intelligent minds.
I know your mind is always cooking with great facts from TikTok.
Did you see this guy who didn't know— this is on a real podcast, and this guy basically has been shitting in the toilet completely wrong his entire life. Have you seen this?
What?
I think I've shown you this. It's fucking incredible. I can't believe it. It's real. It's real if you're seeing his face. Okay, listen to this. We all touched shit before.
No, I've never shitted in a tissue before.
You shit. You touch shit every single day if you shit. Like, you don't wipe yourself? It got shit in the tissue when you wipe yourself.