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Natalie's Dream About David

I was like the third game, we were waiting for the bus and I was just like, I gotta get this fart out before I get up there because I saw the bus coming and I'm like, I can't do it on the bus. It turns out it wasn't a fart, so I pooped myself. So then I ran back, I ran back to my, to my apartment And I opened the door. My grandma was sitting right there on the couch. She's the first thing I saw when I walked in. And she saw my face and she goes, did you poop yourself? And I go, yeah, how did you fucking know? And I went to go and I changed and then I ran back and I totally missed the bus and my parents had to drive me to school. And that's the worst, having to explain to your parents why you missed the bus like that. You pooped yourself. That's so fucking— it's so embarrassing.

August 8, 201919:30David
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Jason19:14
How's that? How'd that happen?
David19:16
It's the worst. It was— this was when I was like really young. Yeah, I was in like I don't know, sophomore year, and it was like— no, I was like, I was like third grade and we're waiting for that.
Jason19:27
I was like, that's not that young.
David19:30
I was like the third game, we were waiting for the bus and I was just like, I gotta get this fart out before I get up there because I saw the bus coming and I'm like, I can't do it on the bus. It turns out it wasn't a fart, so I pooped myself. So then I ran back, I ran back to my, to my apartment And I opened the door. My grandma was sitting right there on the couch. She's the first thing I saw w…
Jason20:09
Pretty denigrating.
David20:10
Have your kids pooped themselves?
Jason20:12
No. No, never. And if they did, I wouldn't say it here. But no, sure. I mean, when they were babies.