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Natalie Caught David Crying
I was sick and I was— I don't know what I was doing editing. I was just not in the mood. Listen, she was shooting me in my butt and I was like, Natalie, I said, Natalie, please stop or I will have to shoot you. That's what I said. I said, Natalie, don't do it or I'll shoot you. And then guess what? She fucking shoots me in the ass again. So I'm like, okay, fuck this. So I walk right past her, out of my room, into the garage. She knows that I'm going to the garage to grab another Nerf gun, fully loaded, automatic, ready to fucking fire at her fucking ass. So she runs into my bathroom, locks herself in.
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Because it was. It was fucking terrifying because you're a monster.
No. So did I already talk about this? No, we had a Nerf. She shot— she was shooting me with a Nerf gun, right?
And I was like, Natalie, jokingly, like, in his butt, like, it doesn't hurt at all.
I was sick and I was— I don't know what I was doing editing. I was just not in the mood. Listen, she was shooting me in my butt and I was like, Natalie, I said, Natalie, please stop or I will have to shoot you. That's what I said. I said, Natalie, don't do it or I'll shoot you. And then guess what? She fucking shoots me in the ass again. So I'm like, okay, fuck this. So I walk right past her, out…
Yeah.
And I'm like—
and I'm pounding on the door like, Natalie, let me in! I need to shoot you! I've already said I'm gonna shoot you! Like, I have to— I have to, like, I have to follow through with this. I have to shoot you. I can't go on the rest of my life.