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Naked Capture The Flag
And she walks in and she's super pretty, like one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
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I'm going to— it's going to be like a weight lifted off my shoulder when someone wins this $100K because I'm going to go, thank God someone fucking had it. But up until then, we're not out of the woods yet. Someone has to win.
So that's what I'm excited for.
I was thinking about like when I moved here, I used to live with 4 roommates, which means we had 2 bedrooms. So I shared a bedroom with one of my roommates. And I remember my high school crush came to visit once. I don't wanna say her name, but she came to vi…
And she walks in and she's super pretty, like one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
And she lays right on top of him and she's like cuddling with him. And I'm like, I knew I didn't have a chance with her because like, she's just like, she's just like pretty. Like, I didn't mind it.
Like, I didn't even feel jealous. I was like, wow, he's lucky. Like, I wasn't even like, I wish it was me. I was just like, yeah, he's a lucky dude.
And, and then she like got under the covers with him and it was really cute. And then, and then she was like hugging him and he was looking at me like, what the fuck is going on? And the next— I can't believe I never told the story. She winks at me, she gives…