Naked Capture The Flag

You can't really see. That's the whole thing. It's like, oh, we're naked, but you can't really see, you know. We were supposed to do that. We were supposed to have our naked capture the flag, but a bear during the day came onto our campsite, a black bear, and it tore our tents apart. We went to the river to shower that day, and we came back and our tents were torn apart. Our food was just everywhere because we made the mistake of leaving out food in the middle of a fucking mountain. So our trip got canceled for our safety. We had to leave, and we were all bummed because we're like, fuck, we can't play naked capture the flag. And so we, we got back to camp. It was like a 6-hour drive. We got back to camp at like 1 in the morning, and we're like, we we have to play, we have to play. So like our counselors, they let us— they like let us get dropped off in the far, far fields. And this was supposed to be the moment, like my girlfriends and the guys were planning like, oh, after capture the flag, Natalie and this guy are gonna go hook up. And that moment happened. I was like, thank Jesus Lord, like I don't have to go hook up with this guy, whatever. Played the game, whatever, game was over. And him and I like were naked. One, and we met.