Naked Capture The Flag

I actually know this story.

You know the story? Yeah. And I sprayed her so much that, um, that she started coughing and she had like a serious cough attack. And turns out she needed her inhaler, but she didn't have it. So she started choking and gasping for air. So we had to call the am…

And she was put in the back of the ambulance and rushed to the hospital. What the fuck? During like—

She had like chronic— Yeah, during like a barbecue.

And I'm fucking sobbing. I'm sobbing. I'm like, I cannot believe this is happening to the girl I liked. Like, what the fuck did I do? Like, I was just trying to be flirty and stupid. And like, everybody's like, it's gonna be okay, Dave. It's gonna be okay, Da…

Freaking out. Yeah. So that's what happened.