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My Vacation Sexcapade

Yeah, but wow, but go, Nat. She called me, she called me and she's like, Natalie's having such a good time, look. And she walks into your room and she opens the door and it's you and this guy. I'm on FaceTime. Yeah. And it's you and this guy just laying on the bed like making out. You guys are fully clothed, but she just like came in like you guys were like, like, like it was an exhibit at the zoo. Yeah. And look at these primates. She's like, you're missing out. Um, and then yeah, and I got— and I was really pissed. I remember I called Ferris that night because I'm like— because I left early because I was like really drunk. I was like, I just got to get home. I'm dizzy.

January 7, 202619:13David
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David18:54
I went to my room and, uh, one of our friends there that was letting Natalie— she like let Natalie use her— her— okay, Natalie's like, you guys, we gotta leave some, some things up for mystery. Yeah, okay. Natalie was having sex in this, in this girl's house.…
Natalie19:11
all right, whatever.
Ilya19:12
That's crazy.
David19:13
Yeah, but wow, but go, Nat. She called me, she called me and she's like, Natalie's having such a good time, look. And she walks into your room and she opens the door and it's you and this guy. I'm on FaceTime. Yeah. And it's you and this guy just laying on the bed like making out. You guys are fully clothed, but she just like came in like you guys were like, like, like it was an exhibit at the zo…
Natalie19:48
Classic Dave.
David19:49
But then Zane sent me so many videos and was like, dude, you're missing out. They got like a party limo. They got all these fucking things. And I called Ferris just screaming. I was like, I'm such a fucking idiot because I don't have— I don't have like the en…
Natalie20:11
But I just don't believe that because on a like on a random Tuesday, You're up in bed till 4 AM. Like, you don't go to bed till 4.