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My Vacation Sexcapade

And there's a hole in the ozone apparently over Australia, which is like— that's so unfortunate. Um, and then I— my entire face got destroyed, and then I went to go play pickleball after And I think the sweat filled up all of the, all of the, all of the skin that was peeling from that day. And I had blisters all over the top of my chest. So it was fucking— I've never seen— I've never seen blisters. I've never seen blisters like that. It was like, it was like animated cartoon blisters on me from the sun poisoning. So yeah, so I wasn't really good at that. So Sydney was a miss. No, no. Other than, other than that, Sydney was incredible. We had a New Year's party. Guys, this episode of Views is brought to you by PrizePicks. Whether you're starting a new routine or making player picks for the first time, trying something new can be hard. But in life and on PrizePicks, it always feels good to be right. With high-pressure playoff matchups every weekend and elite hoop action almost every night, the action never stops and PrizePicks lets you take control. Jay, you know I'm a big fan of PrizePicks.

January 7, 20267:57David
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Natalie7:27
Have you guys— if anybody's ever seen, there's like a Modern Family episode where the dad goes to Australia and literally has the same exact thing that happened to David happens to the dad in Modern Family. And it's this whole like comedic episode where he go…
David7:45
Well, that wasn't even the worst part. I literally— I, I tanned for like— I tanned for like an hour, and, and I didn't put on sunscreen, if I'm being honest, because I was just like, I just want to get like— I want to look like I've been here.
Natalie7:56
Yeah.
David7:57
And there's a hole in the ozone apparently over Australia, which is like— that's so unfortunate. Um, and then I— my entire face got destroyed, and then I went to go play pickleball after And I think the sweat filled up all of the, all of the, all of the skin that was peeling from that day. And I had blisters all over the top of my chest. So it was fucking— I've never seen— I've never seen blister…
Ilya8:59
I know I was over at the house the other day and everybody was doing it on the couch.
David9:02
Everybody's doing it. I have the perfect room, Jim, to do the PrizePicks picking. That's where I get all the action done. I get, I get it. It's very simple because you don't have to pick. A winner or a loser specifically. You just pick, you just pick a certai…
Natalie9:57
So that is not true. I hate that you set me up that way, like that I'm just fucking— I mean, you know, gallivanting back me up here.