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My Vacation Sexcapade
Well, that wasn't even the worst part. I literally— I, I tanned for like— I tanned for like an hour, and, and I didn't put on sunscreen, if I'm being honest, because I was just like, I just want to get like— I want to look like I've been here.
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I mean, it wasn't even— yeah, by this point I'm just just, you know, existing.
Tara's really going through it. Um, okay, and then we came from Sydney, which I also had a bad experience there. Not necessarily as bad as anywhere near comparable. No, I got sun poisoning though. That was pretty intense.
Have you guys— if anybody's ever seen, there's like a Modern Family episode where the dad goes to Australia and literally has the same exact thing that happened to David happens to the dad in Modern Family. And it's this whole like comedic episode where he go…
Well, that wasn't even the worst part. I literally— I, I tanned for like— I tanned for like an hour, and, and I didn't put on sunscreen, if I'm being honest, because I was just like, I just want to get like— I want to look like I've been here.
Yeah.
And there's a hole in the ozone apparently over Australia, which is like— that's so unfortunate. Um, and then I— my entire face got destroyed, and then I went to go play pickleball after And I think the sweat filled up all of the, all of the, all of the skin…
I know I was over at the house the other day and everybody was doing it on the couch.