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I felt that that was wrong. They're not an elderly couple, but they're a couple that I'm trying. I was trying to say that because it's obvious that they both have families. Sure. Like they're at that age, but they were both like canoodling on the fan cam and then they duck down right when it got them. And you hear Chris Martin in the back going, don't, don't hide. Wait, wait, are you guys cheating or having an affair? And then right next to them, like now I've been fed like 7 TikToks from that. Like everyone's jumping on this.

July 18, 20256:56David
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David6:30
Dude, that's crazy. So there was a Coldplay concert. I mean, I'm sure everyone's seen this. Like, you have to be living under a rock if you miss this. There's a Coldplay concert and the— yeah, there's like a fancam and this like elderly couple, elderly couple…
Jason6:54
I can't wait till you're 50.
Natalie6:55
I know.
David6:56
I felt that that was wrong. They're not an elderly couple, but they're a couple that I'm trying. I was trying to say that because it's obvious that they both have families. Sure. Like they're at that age, but they were both like canoodling on the fan cam and then they duck down right when it got them. And you hear Chris Martin in the back going, don't, don't hide. Wait, wait, are you guys cheatin…
Jason7:25
Yeah.
David7:25
This poor, poor fucking I guess not poor, they were cheating. Yeah. But everyone's jumping on it. Like even Facetune. Facetune made a TikTok where it was like, this is what the couple wish would've happened. And like erased them from the picture. Just like br…
Natalie7:52
That's what's crazy. Like all your coworkers are there and you're just like chilling.