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My Polyamorous Relationship

That's crazy. Wow. We don't call him a cutie funny name like Pedro. We call him the Midnight Molester. Oh my God. Because I am literally breathing as silently as possible to avoid the sheer monster that rises. It's certainly a real thing, and I certainly initiate sometimes and blame him. Because he's too fucking stupid to know any better. That's really funny. So she's saying sometimes she's down for it, but she still blames him?

July 18, 202521:25David
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Natalie20:44
It's actually a pretty good name.
David20:45
Everyone has a sleepover and then has an orgy in the middle of the night. Okay, subject: sexsomnia. This girl DM'd me. I was genuinely taken aback to see the pod title today because this, as a victim, has been something that has become a laughingstock of my l…
Jason21:24
Oh my God.
David21:25
That's crazy. Wow. We don't call him a cutie funny name like Pedro. We call him the Midnight Molester. Oh my God. Because I am literally breathing as silently as possible to avoid the sheer monster that rises. It's certainly a real thing, and I certainly initiate sometimes and blame him. Because he's too fucking stupid to know any better. That's really funny. So she's saying sometimes she's down…
Jason21:48
Yeah.
David21:49
My number is— okay, yeah, we should definitely call her. Hey, this is David from The Views podcast.
Jason21:53
Are you actually?