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My Polyamorous Relationship

Everyone has a sleepover and then has an orgy in the middle of the night. Okay, subject: sexsomnia. This girl DM'd me. I was genuinely taken aback to see the pod title today because this, as a victim, has been something that has become a laughingstock of my life. My both— my boyfriend has a severe case of sexsomnia. 3 to 4 times per week, he straight up doesn't remember fucking me. His friends won't sleep in the same bed as him because of the horror stories I live to tell. He's waking up a few times in the middle, always shocked to see the sight. But most times doesn't remember. I've had to sit him down multiple times to be like, hey, you do this really weird thing in your sleep. Whenever I roll over, you take that as a sign to start facefucking me.

July 18, 202520:45David
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David20:29
Yeah. Yeah. So apparently this is like an epidemic, pandemic. It's COVID 2020 all over again. Sexsomnia is sweeping the nation and the globe. I got this DM.
Jason20:40
You should open a club called Sexsomnia where everyone just has a sleepover.
Natalie20:44
It's actually a pretty good name.
David20:45
Everyone has a sleepover and then has an orgy in the middle of the night. Okay, subject: sexsomnia. This girl DM'd me. I was genuinely taken aback to see the pod title today because this, as a victim, has been something that has become a laughingstock of my life. My both— my boyfriend has a severe case of sexsomnia. 3 to 4 times per week, he straight up doesn't remember fucking me. His friends wo…
Jason21:24
Oh my God.
David21:25
That's crazy. Wow. We don't call him a cutie funny name like Pedro. We call him the Midnight Molester. Oh my God. Because I am literally breathing as silently as possible to avoid the sheer monster that rises. It's certainly a real thing, and I certainly init…
Jason21:48
Yeah.