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Oh, really?
Yeah. Yeah. So apparently this is like an epidemic, pandemic. It's COVID 2020 all over again. Sexsomnia is sweeping the nation and the globe. I got this DM.
You should open a club called Sexsomnia where everyone just has a sleepover.
It's actually a pretty good name.
Everyone has a sleepover and then has an orgy in the middle of the night. Okay, subject: sexsomnia. This girl DM'd me. I was genuinely taken aback to see the pod title today because this, as a victim, has been something that has become a laughingstock of my l…
Oh my God.
That's crazy. Wow. We don't call him a cutie funny name like Pedro. We call him the Midnight Molester. Oh my God. Because I am literally breathing as silently as possible to avoid the sheer monster that rises. It's certainly a real thing, and I certainly init…