My Neighbor Hates My Roommates

They're like, There's a man with tinted windows. That is like the worst call you can make to police here in LA. There's a man outside, maybe in a car because it has tinted windows. That is the last thing an LA police officer will come to.

I did talk to one person and I was like, I know this is crazy. I'm just saying, I know you guys are busy, but there's a guy out front of my house, blah, blah, blah. So then I hung the phone up on the police. Obviously, they never sent anybody.

That's amazing. LA police.

And then I woke up this morning. Ringing, and I went outside, and the window was open of the Audi, and the car's off. And I was like, oh my God, did somebody fucking smash this guy? Smash the window? Like, what's going on? So I walk out, there's a guy asleep…

Huh.

So it's just fucking— I don't know.