My Neighbor Hates My Roommates

I didn't smoke. I Postmated the Advil because I didn't want to leave Charlie alone. Then he comes up and he goes, he goes—

I'm so sorry, so you never ended up going to the CVS?

I didn't go to CVS. I Postmated the Advil for Charlie, which I never do. And the guy came up and he was like, he was like, hello. And I was like, hey. I was like, hi. And he goes, how are you feeling? Like that. And I go, I'm okay.

Yeah, but why is the fucking Postmate asking me? And the Audi's right there running. He's like, how are you feeling? Like, a Postmate doesn't fucking say that. They don't say, how are you feeling? They don't say They don't say, "Oh, do you have a cold?" If th…

I think you must have like eaten something.

Bro, I didn't eat anything. I'm not high. I don't smoke. And then, and I go, "I'm okay. I'm okay." And he goes, "Okay." And he goes, "All right." And this is what he says. He goes, I don't know if his English was bad. He goes, "I hope you get the girls." What…