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My Neighbor Hates My Roommates

Yeah, I literally was gonna get in my car and drive towards the East Coast. That's what I kept thinking in my head. I'm like, I'm gonna drive towards the east because I can't go west because I'll just hit the ocean and fart the whole way. Well, yeah, fart out loud.

November 7, 202536:17David
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Jason36:02
Sure.
David36:02
I was just so angry about everything that I just had to crash out. I was like, why am I doing this? Like, I failed this fucking Big Mac challenge. I don't even know if this is funny anymore. I was losing my shit. I literally was like— that's why the vlog was…
Natalie36:14
Well, you were like, I don't know if anything's funny. I don't know if I'm funny.
David36:17
Yeah, I literally was gonna get in my car and drive towards the East Coast. That's what I kept thinking in my head. I'm like, I'm gonna drive towards the east because I can't go west because I'll just hit the ocean and fart the whole way. Well, yeah, fart out loud.
Jason36:29
No wonder you want to fart out loud. No, no, no, I mean, Big Macs left and right.
David36:33
No, I I was eating a lot of protein, so that's why this started a year ago, because I was like, I gotta just fart. Anyway, so I was like, I'm just gonna drive as fast as I can. I don't care what happens. I'm gonna go out towards the East Coast. That was my cr…
Jason36:54
Right. Yeah.