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My Neighbor Hates My Roommates

Yeah, you're not going to win.

November 7, 202511:17Jason
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David10:38
Like, close friends should be like, look at all this coke on the floor. Do you know what I mean? So I'm like close friendsing the wrong things. So I close friends my DoorDash driver, said, please cancel your order, I'm stuck in an elevator.
Jason10:49
Okay.
David10:49
And I friends. I said, neither me or Taco Bell have an elevator. So I was really confused and I was like, tell me where you are, I'm going to come save you. And then he sent me like crying emojis and he was like, no, please cancel your food. And he's like— an…
Jason11:17
Yeah, you're not going to win.
David11:19
And also close friends for some reason feels like, like, okay, so like 3, 4 years ago when I really used to go out in LA, I like felt the need to go out because like I was like, okay, I'm not vlogging anymore. So I don't really like make FaceTime with anybody…
Jason11:44
So you don't have to go out. So what you're saying?
David11:45
Yeah, so I don't have to go out anymore. So it's like just kind of easier just to be like, put something up on there. I don't know. And I've never put anything on my close friends that like I would like deem as illegal or like—