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My Neighbor Hates My Roommates

And my dilemma is, why am I posting this shit to my close friends when it should just be a public thing? Like, I'm a social media influencer. What do I have to hide about a conversation with my DoorDash driver?

November 7, 202510:29David
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Jason10:16
But also the fact the fact that they're on your close friends makes them go like, oh wow, David thought of me, like, that's cool, right?
David10:21
That's why people are interacting with it. So when I post it normally to my public profile and I think it's funny— so like, I posted DMs the other day with my DoorDash driver on my close friends.
Jason10:28
Okay.
David10:29
And my dilemma is, why am I posting this shit to my close friends when it should just be a public thing? Like, I'm a social media influencer. What do I have to hide about a conversation with my DoorDash driver?
Jason10:38
Yeah.
David10:38
Like, close friends should be like, look at all this coke on the floor. Do you know what I mean? So I'm like close friendsing the wrong things. So I close friends my DoorDash driver, said, please cancel your order, I'm stuck in an elevator.
Jason10:49
Okay.