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My Friends Saw My Girlfriend’s Boobs
Incredible. But I'm telling you, it's the best couch, guys. I know I sound like a fucking maniac. But, um, if we ever have the pleasure of becoming friends in real life with one of the listeners and you come over to my house and you can sit on the couch, you'll experience it and you'll, you'll know why I paid so much money for it. When to come? Saturday. But we have to sell this couch, guys. If anybody wants to tweet me actual offers for the couch I have in my house right now, there is a homeless guy that broke into my house once and he took a shit on this couch and it is still the same couch. If anybody wants it, I'm gonna put it up for $1,500. No shit stains though. We watch those. How much did you pay for the couch? $2,000.
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And what'd she say when you said, okay, I'll buy it?
She's like, perfect. And she fucking left. She left and she had me check out with someone else. Like, she was all sweet and nice to me. She's like, come check out the cloud. And then I'm like, fuck, okay, I'll check out the cloud. And then, then right when I…
What a salesperson.
Incredible. But I'm telling you, it's the best couch, guys. I know I sound like a fucking maniac. But, um, if we ever have the pleasure of becoming friends in real life with one of the listeners and you come over to my house and you can sit on the couch, you'll experience it and you'll, you'll know why I paid so much money for it. When to come? Saturday. But we have to sell this couch, guys. If a…
Oh, you only paid $2,000 for this?
Yeah, it's pretty nice, right?
Yeah, it's really nice.