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My Friends Saw My Girlfriend’s Boobs
She's like, perfect. And she fucking left. She left and she had me check out with someone else. Like, she was all sweet and nice to me. She's like, come check out the cloud. And then I'm like, fuck, okay, I'll check out the cloud. And then, then right when I said I'm down, she's like, okay, here you go, fill this out. And then I— and then she left on to fucking the next person.
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You don't like bugs?
I don't like ones with fucking 300 legs on them. Um, no, so, so now we're returning— I can't believe I'm not burning the house down right now. I can't believe I'm just continuing the podcast. You're good. Um, yeah, so we're returning that couch, and, and I, a…
And what'd she say when you said, okay, I'll buy it?
She's like, perfect. And she fucking left. She left and she had me check out with someone else. Like, she was all sweet and nice to me. She's like, come check out the cloud. And then I'm like, fuck, okay, I'll check out the cloud. And then, then right when I said I'm down, she's like, okay, here you go, fill this out. And then I— and then she left on to fucking the next person.
What a salesperson.
Incredible. But I'm telling you, it's the best couch, guys. I know I sound like a fucking maniac. But, um, if we ever have the pleasure of becoming friends in real life with one of the listeners and you come over to my house and you can sit on the couch, you'…
Oh, you only paid $2,000 for this?