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My Friends Saw My Girlfriend’s Boobs
And what'd she say when you said, okay, I'll buy it?
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So yeah, we're returning it. Dude, a fucking centipede just ran right by us. It's on the floor. It ran right by me and it went under the couch.
You don't like bugs?
I don't like ones with fucking 300 legs on them. Um, no, so, so now we're returning— I can't believe I'm not burning the house down right now. I can't believe I'm just continuing the podcast. You're good. Um, yeah, so we're returning that couch, and, and I, a…
And what'd she say when you said, okay, I'll buy it?
She's like, perfect. And she fucking left. She left and she had me check out with someone else. Like, she was all sweet and nice to me. She's like, come check out the cloud. And then I'm like, fuck, okay, I'll check out the cloud. And then, then right when I…
What a salesperson.
Incredible. But I'm telling you, it's the best couch, guys. I know I sound like a fucking maniac. But, um, if we ever have the pleasure of becoming friends in real life with one of the listeners and you come over to my house and you can sit on the couch, you'…