My Friends Saw My Girlfriend’s Boobs

I don't like ones with fucking 300 legs on them. Um, no, so, so now we're returning— I can't believe I'm not burning the house down right now. I can't believe I'm just continuing the podcast. You're good. Um, yeah, so we're returning that couch, and, and I, and I was like, I shouldn't get the $7,000 one because it's expensive. I should look around. So we went to another store called Restoration Hardware, and it's a pretty expensive store, but I'm like, let's go, I want to go compare other couches at that price. So I get there, and I, and I go to the lady, I'm like, where is your outdoor furniture? And she's like, it's upstairs. I'm like, okay, cool, thanks. And she's like, hold on, hold on, hold on, you may want to try to sit on our cloud first. I'm like, excuse me? And she's like, the cloud, it's our most popular couch. I'm like, it's okay, I have a couch for inside of my house, I'm just looking for outdoors. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, confident. She's like, no, no, no, you're gonna want to try to sit on this. And I'm like, excuse me, bitch. So I'm like, okay, fuck this. So I went and I sat down on the cloud or whatever, and I shit you not, I shat myself. I was like, what the hell is this? If there was a camera on me, guys, it is literally like sitting on like cotton candy. It was the best couch I have ever sat my ass down on. It was amazing. And, and it took me 10 minutes to decide to buy it. So I really— yeah, I was like, is it leather? It's linen. Linen. Yeah. And it's $10,000.