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So yeah, we're returning it. Dude, a fucking centipede just ran right by us. It's on the floor. It ran right by me and it went under the couch.

June 14, 201834:49David
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Jason34:44
So why did you— why did it suck?
David34:47
You can go sit on it. Okay. It's still out there.
Jason34:48
Just sucks. It's uncomfortable.
David34:49
So yeah, we're returning it. Dude, a fucking centipede just ran right by us. It's on the floor. It ran right by me and it went under the couch.
Jason34:57
You don't like bugs?
David34:58
I don't like ones with fucking 300 legs on them. Um, no, so, so now we're returning— I can't believe I'm not burning the house down right now. I can't believe I'm just continuing the podcast. You're good. Um, yeah, so we're returning that couch, and, and I, a…
Jason36:23
And what'd she say when you said, okay, I'll buy it?