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You ruined it. Fuck this. Um, no, I was looking for outdoor furniture, and, and, um, we bought— I had my eye on this $7,000 like couch for outside. And I'm just like, I can't do it. I can't afford that. It's too expensive. You may have seen in Jason's vlog where I was like, I can't buy it. Yeah. So my assistant went out and bought a $2,000 couch for the outside. Turns out it sucked. We hated it. We're returning it.

June 14, 201834:21David
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Jason34:18
You got a new couch? Shut up!
David34:19
I was gonna fucking get to that.
Jason34:20
Oh, sorry, sorry, my bad.
David34:21
You ruined it. Fuck this. Um, no, I was looking for outdoor furniture, and, and, um, we bought— I had my eye on this $7,000 like couch for outside. And I'm just like, I can't do it. I can't afford that. It's too expensive. You may have seen in Jason's vlog where I was like, I can't buy it. Yeah. So my assistant went out and bought a $2,000 couch for the outside. Turns out it sucked. We hated it.…
Jason34:44
So why did you— why did it suck?
David34:47
You can go sit on it. Okay. It's still out there.
Jason34:48
Just sucks. It's uncomfortable.