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My Friends Saw My Girlfriend’s Boobs
Guys, if your parents are watching this and they want to fund a movie, or if they work for a big studio, or if your dad happens to be Mark Wahlberg, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or Keira Knightley, please let me know. And if your dad is Keira Knightley, then also please let me know because there's something going on there.
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I'm not glass half empty. At all. I'm glass half full. I'm being a realist. I'm like, it's, it's truth. Like, you go make a movie and try to make a billion dollars. You try to make as much money as we make on YouTube. Go make a movie. Go ahead. It's fucking r…
Okay, there's 400,000 people that listen to this podcast. Someone has to— someone's parents have to have a lot of money, right? Like, if we do the math correctly.
If you wanted to make a movie tomorrow, David, you could. We're sure you could get the money.
Guys, if your parents are watching this and they want to fund a movie, or if they work for a big studio, or if your dad happens to be Mark Wahlberg, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or Keira Knightley, please let me know. And if your dad is Keira Knightley, then also please let me know because there's something going on there.
But don't—
because she is a mother. Hold on, let me finish. Keira Knightley is— now I'm gonna go.
Don't you think the economics of movies like don't make sense too?