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I'm not glass half empty. At all. I'm glass half full. I'm being a realist. I'm like, it's, it's truth. Like, you go make a movie and try to make a billion dollars. You try to make as much money as we make on YouTube. Go make a movie. Go ahead. It's fucking really hard. And I tried and I did it. And I'm telling you, like, I don't know, I just feel like, I just feel like, like, yeah, maybe I'll make another movie.
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Oh, you are such a fucking half the glass, half empty type of guy.
Holy—
who says that?
I'm not glass half empty. At all. I'm glass half full. I'm being a realist. I'm like, it's, it's truth. Like, you go make a movie and try to make a billion dollars. You try to make as much money as we make on YouTube. Go make a movie. Go ahead. It's fucking really hard. And I tried and I did it. And I'm telling you, like, I don't know, I just feel like, I just feel like, like, yeah, maybe I'll ma…
Okay, there's 400,000 people that listen to this podcast. Someone has to— someone's parents have to have a lot of money, right? Like, if we do the math correctly.
If you wanted to make a movie tomorrow, David, you could. We're sure you could get the money.
Guys, if your parents are watching this and they want to fund a movie, or if they work for a big studio, or if your dad happens to be Mark Wahlberg, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or Keira Knightley, please let me know. And if your dad is Keira Knightley, then a…