My Friends Saw My Girlfriend’s Boobs

You're such a— I got tweets and I screenshotted.

I'm kidding.

Holy shit. I got tweets that said, oh, Jason, like, tell Jason to stop hitting on my mom. Like, people were tweeting me while they were at the show.

You're— that's what they do. That's— and that's what I do. I have to flirt. I'm a sexual being and I have to get out there And, you know, I'm a peacock that has to show his feathers. I have to flirt with everyone because I, you know, I get all my self-confide…

Old, young, flirt. He does flirt. I flirt with the flight attendant because, you know why? You can just say, oh, you're from Boston? Cool, me too. No, he has to go, oh, you're from Boston? Oh, you're gonna park your car? You know, you don't have to start.

You gotta park your car in my pussy.