My Friend Almost Killed My Sister

I think she just wants to make sure that you're not in there hooking up with someone or masturbating to someone on Pornhub. No, sorry, this is— that's really gross. We should stay at— we should either talk about babies or Trisha. We shouldn't mix those two.

Well, you know, go ahead.

Trisha wants to kiss. Okay, anyway, what was— what's, what's the toughest part? By the way, Jason has had his gum in his hand. I know. And it's like, like his gum, like he just, he spit it out and it's all sticky and it's, and it's, it looks like a spider web…

The dog was licking your feet for a really long time.

Yeah, we were playing piano in the other room and the dog got jealous.

You and the piano? I'm sorry, you and the dog were playing piano? Yeah, me and the dog were playing piano. He was fucking jealous.