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My Friend Almost Killed My Sister
That's what they told you, Jason. Hey, doctor, so she fell once, how many times do I have left?
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And that was so precious.
That would have killed— that would probably kill the bit, or it would have killed her. No, dude, I mean, that's when, like, her scalp is like the softest thing on the planet.
No, that— babies can fall on their head. Charlie fell on her head. Okay, she did.
That's what they told you, Jason. Hey, doctor, so she fell once, how many times do I have left?
No, that—
how many times can I drop her?
Baby's heads are really resilient. Bullshit. It's true.