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My Friend Almost Killed My Sister

That would have killed— that would probably kill the bit, or it would have killed her. No, dude, I mean, that's when, like, her scalp is like the softest thing on the planet.

May 3, 201822:57David
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Jason22:51
Wow.
David22:52
Yeah, scary, huh?
Jason22:56
And that was so precious.
David22:57
That would have killed— that would probably kill the bit, or it would have killed her. No, dude, I mean, that's when, like, her scalp is like the softest thing on the planet.
Jason23:03
No, that— babies can fall on their head. Charlie fell on her head. Okay, she did.
David23:07
That's what they told you, Jason. Hey, doctor, so she fell once, how many times do I have left?
Jason23:13
No, that—