My Friend Almost Killed My Sister

And my grandma was carrying her like in her arm, and I had this like little lacrosse stick type thing. It was like handheld. It was very small. It was like— it was almost like a tennis racket. Right, and we lived in this apartment that had a staircase that wi…

Yeah.

So my grandma had the kid, had my sister in her hand down on the first floor, and, and my friend threw down the tennis racket and it hit my grandma right in the elbow, like literally a foot away from my sister's head.

Yeah, scary, huh?

And that was so precious.

That would have killed— that would probably kill the bit, or it would have killed her. No, dude, I mean, that's when, like, her scalp is like the softest thing on the planet.