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My Friend Almost Killed My Sister

And if you're gonna have one, have a 6-year-old.

May 3, 201821:48David
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Jason21:31
Yes.
David21:32
And then if his legs are wiggling too much, staple them.
Jason21:36
She's just in— she's just in a bad place right now, and it'll get better. Yeah, that's a really hard age. 4 is awful. 4 is awful until they get to be about 6. Parenting is awful. Don't ever, ever have a kid.
David21:48
And if you're gonna have one, have a 6-year-old.
Jason21:50
Have a 6-year-old. Yeah, adopt.
David21:52
Do not get a 4-year-old. Have someone else take care of them till they're 6.
Jason21:56
I feel bad for her. Maybe we could— I don't know.