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My Friend Almost Killed My Sister

Rope. With rope and duct tape.

May 3, 201821:29David
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Jason21:08
The other thing that a lot of people do is they make their babies like mobile, and they make them like a part of their life, and they, they fucking like take the baby to shit. Like, don't take it to a dance club, but you know, just take the baby to like an ar…
David21:25
Oh, tie it onto your like chest.
Jason21:28
Yes, with rope.
David21:29
Rope. With rope and duct tape.
Jason21:31
Yes.
David21:32
And then if his legs are wiggling too much, staple them.
Jason21:36
She's just in— she's just in a bad place right now, and it'll get better. Yeah, that's a really hard age. 4 is awful. 4 is awful until they get to be about 6. Parenting is awful. Don't ever, ever have a kid.