My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
Yeah. I'd go, I'd go back and redo high school again. I'm kind of scared of saying that too, like too out loud because I don't want like some fairy to hear me and make that happen. Oh my God, I'm back. No, I would. I would. If I can come back to where I am now and do all 4 years again, I would. I really like— I really thrived in high school. I had such a good time because it's so careless. And you know what it was? It was so interesting to see all the people in school all the time. It was like these people had to hang out with you, right? They had to go to— they had to go to school. Like, it was like hanging out with your friends. Every day, and it was mandatory. Yeah, that's, that's why I loved high school so much. I don't know. Anyway, at the college, they didn't let you throw the caps. I got pissed. And then, and then we surprised him with a MacBook, and then we gave him $25,000 to pay off the rest of his tuition. Yeah, that was sick. And then, yeah, and like, and he was— his initial reaction was he was like really silent because he didn't know what to say. And it was great because then he cried a little bit, and then we laughed and And then he just fucking broke into tears at Rosati's when we were getting pizza. And he's like, I thought all my tears were gone. And he started crying there. And then the next day when I got back home, I landed, he called me in the morning and he just started crying again.