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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
All the money that I have in my bank account, yeah, I would pay to be able to go back into a time machine and look at you junior year in high school. Yeah, I'd pay it. I would love to have seen it.
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the teacher handed out tests and she handed me the test and I high-fived her. I'd go, hey, let's get this. I said— I would say— well, what I would say right before she handed out the test, I'd say— I'd high-five her and I'd go, let's get this done. Paper and…
That's good.
Yeah. So like stuff like that and like I can't do that. Fiving's outlawed anyway. I really hated the whole no cap throwing at graduation.
All the money that I have in my bank account, yeah, I would pay to be able to go back into a time machine and look at you junior year in high school. Yeah, I'd pay it. I would love to have seen it.
I was unstoppable. I was genuinely at the peak of my existence.
Really?
Yeah. I'd go, I'd go back and redo high school again. I'm kind of scared of saying that too, like too out loud because I don't want like some fairy to hear me and make that happen. Oh my God, I'm back. No, I would. I would. If I can come back to where I am no…