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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend

Why can't high five at school anymore? They outlawed high fiving.

May 16, 201928:46Jason
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David28:22
No, but we got there. Whatever. The graduation was fine. It was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be. Right.
Jason28:26
And you're not allowed to toss your cap anymore.
David28:28
That pissed me off so much. The students aren't allowed to throw their hats in the air after they graduate because someone a couple years ago hurt their eye. Fucking, are you serious? These are college kids. These are adults that aren't allowed to throw their…
Jason28:46
Why can't high five at school anymore? They outlawed high fiving.
David28:50
Oh yeah, you told me that.
Jason28:51
Yeah.
David28:51
Why can't you high five?