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My Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend
And you're not allowed to toss your cap anymore.
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It was supposed to be the best time of my life.
Yeah.
No, but we got there. Whatever. The graduation was fine. It was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be. Right.
And you're not allowed to toss your cap anymore.
That pissed me off so much. The students aren't allowed to throw their hats in the air after they graduate because someone a couple years ago hurt their eye. Fucking, are you serious? These are college kids. These are adults that aren't allowed to throw their…
Why can't high five at school anymore? They outlawed high fiving.
Oh yeah, you told me that.